“二战(zhàn )”时期,盟军要实施安(ān )奇奥(🐌)登陆(lù )计划,迫于(yú )对一(🛍)门叫安奇(🤴)奥大炮(pào )的超级武器的忌惮,要派两(liǎng )个(gè )精(jīng )锐特(🎾)工去(🌫)摧(👋)毁这门大炮(pào ),结果(guǒ )两(liǎng )个(🚤)傻逼被派了去,最后经过一连串(👁)搞(🙍)笑事(shì )件,阴差(chà )(🚉)阳(🏐)错(🚥)的最后完(wán )(📞)成了任务(wù )(🗑)。 片段一(yī ):德国人(🥀)在(zài )北非(😱)布置了一(yī )个陷(🚢)阱,准(zhǔn )备了一幅假的防御工事地图让这二个士兵(㊗)带(🥎)回去。他们(men )(📙)却(què )阴差阳错的拿(🤸)走(🌞)了真的地图(tú ),最终(🎾)赢得(dé )了战役。 片(piàn )段(🚻)二(🤲):他(⛳)们化装(👺)成管(guǎn )道工(gōng )潜入德(dé )军在(zài )意(yì )大(🤖)利(⚾)的司(🌮)令(lìng )部(bù ),给(🈁)他们(💝)卫生间的管(🍑)道修得乱七八糟,把将军淋(🌹)了个(gè )(🐨)落汤鸡。将(jiāng )军(jun1 )去换衣服,拉开抽屉发现(xiàn )一套新的(de )军(jun1 )服,于(yú )是洗(xǐ )头(🔤)洗脸准备换上新军服的时候闭着眼把脸盆里的脏水(🐖)倒进抽(chōu )屉里了(柜子旁边有(🎐)一个废水(🕕)桶)。那个将军是最主要(⏺)的一个配(🤼)角,很有意(💑)思(sī )。到(🚤)影片结(jié )束前1分钟(⏺),都(🔮)没有一句台(tái )词。最后(hòu )说了一(yī )句“谢谢”。 片段(🈸)三:德(dé )军有一(🎞)门超(📯)级(jí )大炮俯视着联军(jun1 )将要(🌒)登陆的海滩(tān )。这二个士兵居然化装成(🦐)希特勒(lè )和(♈)随从,去视察大炮(pào )(😙),把(👧)大炮炸掉了(le )。 (🌲) In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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